Me: I'm hungry.
Inner Me: How about some fried chicken?
Me: We don't have fried chicken.
Inner Me: The store does.
Me: Are we really going to go to the store just for fried chicken?
Inner Me: We can buy a few other things if it makes you feel bad.
Me: I think we're going with cereal.
Inner Me: I'm going to fill your mind with cocks if you don't go.
Me: Do you mean chickens or...
Inner Me: You won't know until it's too late.
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