Axe would be proud.

I was heading out the door when I saw one of those white dudes sitting the couch. Wanting to be a nice roommate, I tried showing some camaraderie. 

"Sup. Your room too cold to sleep in too?" I asked.
"I don't live here. I'm just spending the night."

...Yeah,  I don't get out of my room much. In my defense, all these white guys look the same: Douche-y.