People from Utah must think I'm always mad. I'm not always mad. I just only go outside when there's no internet and that makes me mad (the having no internet part. Outside is ok, just as long as I'm not out in the sun too long. I'm like mayonnaise, people.). Yes, my internet died again. I think Rocketnext should change their name to Kenny, because that's how often it dies. However, the company was serious about getting our internet fixed this time.
- The outage happened on a weekday this time, as opposed to a weekend like normal, which meant we didn't have to wait days before calling customer service.
- The president himself visited our house to fix the internet. That's calling in the big guns. Or it would be if the guy new what he was doing.
- There is no 3, but a list of 2 seems weird and I don't want to give the appearance that I'm half-assing it on my writing (Even though that's true).
Now, I'm honored that the president came but I would have preferred someone who knew what he was doing. Now, I'm not ungrateful. He did fix the internet. It's just that it died an hour after he did. Zombieland is the shortest movie I've seen and even that clocks in at 70 mins. Can someone point me to something in Utah that DOESN'T suck?
P.S. My friend told me there is one thing that doesn't suck in Utah. It's the women. Great, the one thing you were hoping to suck and it doesn't.
P.S.S. A Utah friend says that his vacuum doesn't suck either. So, two things you were hoping sucked that don't.
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