There are a lot of bugs here in Utah , and I'm not talking about the people
this time. But seriously, insects are
every where. I'll be walking down the road on the way to work and I'll run into
them. Naturally, I have billions of bug bites all over me, sometimes even
getting bites on the bites. I'm constantly itching, so people probably think
I'm getting a crack craving.
This must be the only place on the planet that has bed bugs
in the toilet. I'll wake up in the middle of the night, lift up the seat (yes,
I leave the seat down, ladies ;) and see 3 of them scurry around. Yeah,
definitely not taking a shit now.
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