Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Cleanliness

"Is this spoon clean?" I ask.
"Clean as shit, man." my roommate responds.
Ok, does that mean that the spoon is clean or it's as clean as shit, ie dirty?

2 comments:

  1. Have you ever been told to "cop a squat"? It means to "have a seat". And here I thought she asked me to take a dump on the floor.

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    1. If someone asks me to cop a squat, I'm just going to grab their boobs or ass. They were asking for it.

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