Here's how crazy Utah is:

Only in Utah is the city north of South Jordan called West Jordan. And there's no North or East Jordan either. Seriously, some simple Utah planner said "Let's put a West Jordan above South Jordan. What about East and North Jordan? Well good golly miss molly, we're not made of money."

So, here's what we should do. We need a fund to build an East Jordan and a North Jordan. Now, I can hear your thoughts "Fel is thinking about doing something nice for Utah? Dear God, he's gone insane." No! We're going to put East Jordan, west of West Jordan and North Jordan south of South Jordan. Why would we do this? So we can point to this as an example of how ass-backwards things are in Utah.