Pop Quiz

You're sitting out on the front porch with the door wide open. Do you:

A: close the door like a reasonable and rational human being.

2: Be a fuckwad and leave the door open letting in an army of god-forsaken insects.

If you chose A, then you're a decent, competent human being who is definitely under-appreciated. If you chose B, you live in my house and I have to ask "What the fuck did you think would happen?!" Seriously, bugs just moved in. I counted 6 flies in the kitchen and I didn't even want to know what was lurking elsewhere in the house. Here's what happens when you live with stupid fuckers. They wanted to be outside so they could smoke but it's too hot to just sit out there. Their solution, leave the door open so the AC can keep them cool. Sure, every ungodly insect in the vicinity will move in but that's a small price to pay for you to get your nicotine.